Cool Alli. They are in fact Order and on KA as well - well - I had a lvl 17 char there and wasn't about to dump that. Plus I still want to play alongside DB, Ala, FJ et al when I get the chance.
I'll post thier recruitment post as I think it shows thier mentality -fits right in with me. had a right laugh last night- finally - people that get y dry sense of humour without being offended every 5 mins!
Hello, my name is McLuvin, Rukil McLuvin, and i love Warhammer Online.
If you're reading this thread then you love Warhammer online aswell, or are too cheap to actually buy the game and are fantasising about what it's like to join a kick A-SS guild. It's cooooo we don't judge here =D
Heres the info:
Dictionary definition of Hell Blaze is "Satanic weed party with ice cream and cake; adjective" Is this true?
"Ice cream and cake" yeah we got those on a regular basis but Hell Blaze is more than a 1950's satanic past time with iceing. We're a guild who have been around since Ultimae Online, Everquest, Planetside and that game that everyone was playing a while back, erm... it was erm... World of w/e or something. You guys know!
We're splinters and fractures from many generations of MMO's, like once great wood furniture which have been recycled and glued together into one large cheap, but reliable, MDF plywood.
Did you just liken your guild to a piece of cheap MDF plywood?
Yes, next question please?
Hell Blaze is an Order guild; what were the social and racial benefits that you considered when collectivley choosing a side to play on?
Chaos were full.
Serious?
Deadly cereal. Many people on Order complain how we are "outnumbered, outclassed, on the whole completley at a disasdvantage" Well do you want to hear the dirty little secret? We're Order! We're meant to be sorrounded!
Playing the under dogs is far more compelling than playing with the children of Chaos; literally they're mostly children, i can make charts and graphs if you'd like.
No thank you. Do you raid hard and sleep 4 hours a day?
Oh God no! Sleep is the most AMAZING thing on this planet, i could write an essay on how good it is! Everything else in life is designed to pull you away from it, and the entire guild agrees.
No, but we do raid hard atleast once every night and make sure to get as many as three groups out to different places to make sure we're doing our Guild's part for great city of Altdorf.
What makes you different from other guilds?
We make sure this game comes second to everything in our lives. We're not hardcore like a lolipop we're more softcore like a Sweedish porn cassette tape but we are serious like when you are taking out a mortgage.
The crazy fascination of becoming the "NUMBER 1 GUILD EVAH" never appeals to us because it doesn't matter where you end up, its about the journey of getting there.
Poetic, yet slightly pretentious. Hang on a second! Did you steal this from KA Kroy and his Guild recruitment thread?
What?! Ofcourse not! How preposterous That offends me sir! They are nothing but hacks and have stolen this thread from us, not the other way around! They WISH they were half the guild we are hahaha!
(NB:On a side note i realise we should probably write MA off our "maybe" alliance list xD)
Ha brilliant, good show old fruity! So when can i join?
You can't. We're not full at the moment but we are now selecting personal invites from the server, however you can post your "CYBER CV" here on this thread and i will personally get back to you in game or on the forums of whether or not you're needed... not like Argos who shred those CVs and laugh at the broken dreams and forgotten promises.
Screw you Argos!
Alright then i'll get to posting my CYBER CV, i hope you pick me Mcluvin, please pick me!!
Steady on mate, visit our website for free Ice cream and Pie in the mean time!
We'll give it a few weeks but I'm actually in two minds now - I'm not sure what the TNGC has to offer them and I don't think TS will be a draw as the Ventrillo server was working fine last night.