Ok, but I'll need your help. You have to keep the GF off my back!
Situation:
Me: Sorry, haven't got time tonight I have to clean [insert part of house here] and have to make Bilko's sig.
She: But...but...you promised me we would do [insert WoW quest here]
Me: Yes, I know. But sometimes there are things that are more important then gaming.
She: **bleep**. Ok, but remember that I won't heal or buff your sorry ass next time. And you still owe from last time you played Planetside!
Me: *sigh* Ok ok. We'll go swat some more critters tonight.
I'll get on it tonight Bilko.
P.S. Isn't Sgt Bilko played by Steve Martin in a movie? I remember that vaguely. Do you have any other wishes in terms of a theme for the sig, and do you want the sig to refer to the movie?